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Make Driving Fun
01/29/08
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look.
Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Stop at the green lights.
Go at red ones.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger -
Seating Problem
01/27/08
A middle-aged, visibly well-off white lady found herself sitting next to a well dressed black gentleman.
She called the cabin attendant over to complain about her seating.
'What seems to be the problem, Madam?' asked the attendant.
'Can't you se -
Old Lady
01/18/08
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in -
Good Excuse
01/13/08
A Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 60 mph in a 35 mph zone.
"I was only going 35!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
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Monkey Do
01/03/08
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey
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