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      • Make Driving Fun
        01/29/08
        Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look.

        Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

        Stop at the green lights.

        Go at red ones.

        Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger

      • Seating Problem
        01/27/08
        A middle-aged, visibly well-off white lady found herself sitting next to a well dressed black gentleman.

        She called the cabin attendant over to complain about her seating.

        'What seems to be the problem, Madam?' asked the attendant.

        'Can't you se

      • Old Lady
        01/18/08
        An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

        A gentleman approached her and said,

        "Pardon me, madam.

        I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in

      • Good Excuse
        01/13/08
        A Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 60 mph in a 35 mph zone.

        "I was only going 35!" the driver protested.

        "Not according to my radar," the officer replied.

        "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

      • Monkey Do
        01/03/08
        A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

        The monkey

  • 2007