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      • What Have I Done Now?
        02/28/08
        One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing

      • Quick Airline Jokes #2
        02/22/08
        Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

        "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth a

      • Quick Airline Jokes #1
        02/21/08
        It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the Northeast.
        "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.
        "What are my choices?" he asked.
        "Yes or no," she replied.

        On a Continental Flight with a

      • Put Your Tray Up
        02/19/08
        The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.

        He came swishing down the aisle and said to the women seated beside him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane sh

      • Rules For Flying Your Own Plane #2
        02/17/08
        1. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

        2. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of

      • Rules For Flying Your Own Plane #1
        02/17/08
        1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

        2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

        3. Flying isn't dangero

      • You Need A New Car When
        02/14/08
        You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.

        You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.

        You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.

        The Blue Book lists your car under

      • Guidelines for American Tourists Travelling to France
        02/12/08
        The following advisory for American travelers heading for France was compiled from information provided by the US State Department, the Central Intelligence Agency, the US Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Centers for Disease Control, and some very expensive spy satellites t

      • Bad Picture
        02/08/08
        When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.

        He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long,

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