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      • Foul Mouthed Parrot
        04/30/07
        Dave, an RVer from Chicago, travels in his motorhome with a talkative but foul-mouthed parrot. One day in a campground near Phoenix, Ariz., the bird's swearing got to be too much. So grabbed it by the throat and yelled "Stop it!" But only minutes later, the bird was swearing again.
      • Alligator
        04/26/07
        A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

        "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

        Featured by Res

      • American In Paris.
        04/24/07
        The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France,
        and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the
        array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him.

        "Do you have something in mind?" she asked.

        "

      • Elderly RVers.
        04/19/07
        A couple of elderly RVers who'd recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their Airstream motorhome, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her.

        "Dear," she c

      • Does Your Dog Bite?
        04/15/07
        A dog was resting in a campground and an RVer was reading nearby on a lawn chair.

        "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a recently arrived camper asked. The RVer looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."

        Yet when the camper approached the animal,

      • Make A Wish.
        04/14/07
        A RVing couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.

        Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North

      • Blarney Stone.
        04/11/07
        A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable the food is terrible, it’s too hot, it’s too cold and the accommodations are awful.

        The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney St

      • Microsoft vs GM
        04/07/07
        At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
        In response to Bill&#

      • Bees.
        04/05/07
        There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the crowd flew along, periodically a bee or two would start to sputter; it would fly down to a gas station, drink up the gas spi

      • Riding The Rails.
        04/03/07
        Complaint letter from train passenger.

        Gentlemen:
        I have been riding trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system i

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