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      • Mean Bikers.
        05/29/07
        Three mean nasty bikers pull into a roadside cafe where there's no one there except a single male customer and a waitress. They decide to have some fun with the customer, so they put on their most trucculent sneers and walk up to his table.

        The first one dips his finger into the man&

      • Time Is Up.
        05/27/07
        An elderly couple were flying to Las Vegas to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife noticed that her husband was crying and asked why are you crying dear?

        The husband asked, "Do you remember the night we were kissing on your parents' front porch?".

        &

      • One Wish.
        05/25/07
        There was an RVer named Art from Portland, Ore., who stumbled upon a Genie in a bottle who granted him one wish. Art said, "I want to explore the big island of Hawaii in my motorhome, but I can't afford to send it there by ship. So my wish is that you to build a road from the coast of Oreg

      • Speed Trap.
        05/22/07
        A police officer in Texas, had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding cars and RVs. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, and the officer soon learned why: A 10-year old boy was standing up the road a quarter mile with a large hand-painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD.&

      • Stupid Tourist Questions.
        05/19/07
        Actual questions asked by park visitors.

        At Grand Canyon National Park:
        "Was this man-made?"
        "Is there an elevator to the bottom?"
        "Do you light it up at night?"
        "Is the mule train air-conditioned?"
        "Where are the faces

      • Muddy Hole
        05/16/07
        A man driving a motorhome got hopelessly bogged down in an unexpected muddy hole along a dirt road. After a few minutes, a passing farmer drove by on his tractor and offered to pull him out for only $25. After the motorhome was back on dry ground the man said to the farmer, "At those prices, I

      • Relatives.
        05/12/07
        A newly retired couple from Madison, Wisconsin, Betty and Ed Stutmeyer, were wrapping up their third month of full-time RVing, driving down a lonely two-lane back road near Redding, California. But it wasn't a happy day, because they were steaming mad at each other. Their nerves were really on

      • Mr. Maxwell.
        05/08/07
        Few people know that the late Mr. Maxwell, founder of Maxwell House Coffee, was a veteran skydiver and RVer.

        Near his hometown, it was common to find Mr. Maxwell at the airport in his Avion Fifth Wheel, relaxing and visiting with his many friends as he waited for his next jump.

      • Airline Announcements
        05/02/07
        1. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

        2. " Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and, in

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