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      • Shotgun Wedding?
        06/27/07
        As an inspector for Canada Customs, it was his duty to ask visitors whether they were bringing any firearms into the country.

        One day an American car came through the line, and its driver reported that the occupants were on their way to Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., for a wedding.

        Af

      • No Visa.
        06/21/07
        An important corporate client of the travel agency recently traveled to France. As a Canadian citizen he had at that time needed a visa for entry, which we had obtained for him. Shortly after his return, his new secretary — on her first day on the job called to say it was imperative for her boss to

      • Hotel Travel Definitions.
        06/15/07
        ............ TERM ................................. TRANSLATION

        Old world charm ................................. No bath
        Tropical ............................................. Rainy
        Majestic setting ................................. A long way from town
        Options galore ....

      • Cruise Prayer.
        06/10/07
        Heavenly Father, look down on us your humble, obedient cruising servants, who are doomed to cruise this earth, taking photographs, mailing postcards, buying souvenirs, eating ourselves silly and walking around muggy Caribbean islands in drip-dry underwear.
        We beseech You, our Lord, to give us n

      • Mechanic And The Heart Surgeon.
        06/04/07
        A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a large SUV when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Lincoln when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey doc, can I ask you a questio

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