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      • Women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
        07/26/07
        Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a red Mustang doing 85 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

        I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my

      • No Power
        07/19/07
        Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, a woman, new to boating, was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft motorboat to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggi

      • Travel One Liners.
        07/13/07
        "One night a jet flew a little bit too close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen, and the stewardess told me to sit down."

        I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

        You know it's a no frills airline when the Captain asks all the

      • Drunk Driver?
        07/07/07
        A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through a guard rail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upside down and finally stops, wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood.

        A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident, helps

      • Railroad Comfort.
        07/02/07
        This is a transcript between a commuter and the railroad company, regarding service:

        Gentlemen:
        I have been riding trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-m

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